July 18, 2010

Nicholas Bentley | A Better Tomorrow

A Better Tomorrow from Nicholas Bentley on Vimeo.

Finally, mankind's greatest achievement - the ability to travel through time! A Better Tomorrow Ltd offers the average consumer the opportunity to right the wrongs of the past, visit themselves in the future or just lark about with the space/time continuum, all at an affordable price.

A Better Tomorrow Ltd is a privately funded organization headed by the brilliant Dr E R Bloomquist. With nearly 30 years of illegal research to his name, Dr Bloomquist and is plucky staff of PHD students have applied new gravitational theories to create a time traveling device the size of a baseball.

Although there have been several documented cases of 'failed journeys', the device is expected to be a top seller this Christmas.

Available in fine stores everywhere except Missouri.

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